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Nisha was having hiccups for many months, she tried all pathies, finally somebody suggested her to see Dr. Lopez., so she went to Dr. Lopez.
Dr. Lopez did her complete medical and said, You are pregnant.
She was mad like a coot. Her face looked like a rooster ready for war.
She screamed, What! I am pregnant! I am holy as an idol. I will get you arrested for making these baseless false statements. Now you will see how I will teach you a lesson.
She stomped her feet, walked out and came back with police and roared at Dr. Lopez.
Dr. 'Lopez' saw her but faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
Seeing this, Nisha, became enraged and screamed, 'Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention, police is here to arrest you?'
Dr. 'Lopez' with a faraway look says 'Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. I cured your hiccups and this is how you paid me back for my professional services.
Dr. Lopez did her complete medical and said, You are pregnant.
She was mad like a coot. Her face looked like a rooster ready for war.
She screamed, What! I am pregnant! I am holy as an idol. I will get you arrested for making these baseless false statements. Now you will see how I will teach you a lesson.
She stomped her feet, walked out and came back with police and roared at Dr. Lopez.
Dr. 'Lopez' saw her but faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
Seeing this, Nisha, became enraged and screamed, 'Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention, police is here to arrest you?'
Dr. 'Lopez' with a faraway look says 'Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. I cured your hiccups and this is how you paid me back for my professional services.
lopez last decade
Nesha,
Where are you?
Are you sleeping in today?
Did I keep you up too late?
smooshing all night long
Where are you?
Are you sleeping in today?
Did I keep you up too late?
smooshing all night long
Happyface last decade
Take a look at this marvelous answer:
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when
he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,'Hello Doctor! Please
come over here for a minute.' The famous surgeon, a bit surprised,
walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on
a rag and asked argumentatively, 'So doctor, look at this. I also open
hearts, take valves out, grind ';em, put in new parts, and when I
finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when
you and me is doing basically the same work? '
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic .....
: 'Try to do it when the engine is running'.
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when
he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,'Hello Doctor! Please
come over here for a minute.' The famous surgeon, a bit surprised,
walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on
a rag and asked argumentatively, 'So doctor, look at this. I also open
hearts, take valves out, grind ';em, put in new parts, and when I
finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when
you and me is doing basically the same work? '
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic .....
: 'Try to do it when the engine is running'.
DaVinci last decade
Another one - Oops sorry!
This blonde got a brand new sports car for her 16th birthday, while she
was out driving she was having fun and cut off a tractor trailer driver.
The tractor trailer driver motioned her to pull off to the side of the
road. When she pulled over, the truck pulled behind her and the driver got
out. He took out chalk from his pocket and drew a circle on the road.
Told the blonde not to step out of the circle. And he went in to her
car and cut her leather seats all up. When he turns around the blonde has a
slight giggle on her face. So he says, 'you think thats funny, watch what I do now.' He goes into his truck and pulls out a bat and smashes her windows and her car up.
Now she is laughing. He gets mad pulls out his pocket knife again andslices the tires. She starts laughing almost so hard she can't stand up.Now the truck driver gets really mad goes in and gets the gas can andtorches her car. Now she is on the ground rolling and laughing out ofcontrol. the truck driver turns and asks her 'Whats so funny? I justdestroyed your brand new sports car.'
She replies, 'When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle four times!'
This blonde got a brand new sports car for her 16th birthday, while she
was out driving she was having fun and cut off a tractor trailer driver.
The tractor trailer driver motioned her to pull off to the side of the
road. When she pulled over, the truck pulled behind her and the driver got
out. He took out chalk from his pocket and drew a circle on the road.
Told the blonde not to step out of the circle. And he went in to her
car and cut her leather seats all up. When he turns around the blonde has a
slight giggle on her face. So he says, 'you think thats funny, watch what I do now.' He goes into his truck and pulls out a bat and smashes her windows and her car up.
Now she is laughing. He gets mad pulls out his pocket knife again andslices the tires. She starts laughing almost so hard she can't stand up.Now the truck driver gets really mad goes in and gets the gas can andtorches her car. Now she is on the ground rolling and laughing out ofcontrol. the truck driver turns and asks her 'Whats so funny? I justdestroyed your brand new sports car.'
She replies, 'When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle four times!'
DaVinci last decade
♡ PANKAJ VARMA last decade
lopez last decade
Yes my dear fellow Lopez. We do 'Yagna'. Actually rains are due in India this monsoon so we do it for both purposes.
kuldeep last decade
hoolio last decade
Nesha...banned ?? Is that true or a joke again...if it is ...can the Moderator pl. tell us what caused it !!
And how long is the ban.
We are missing her jokes.
Thanks.
And how long is the ban.
We are missing her jokes.
Thanks.
♡ PANKAJ VARMA last decade
hoolio last decade
We already have Lachesis.
kuldeep last decade
homeo_fan last decade
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