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Doggie hangover from drinking too much Arnica wet dose trying to keep everyone from having any
Happyface last decade
Doggie hangover drinking too much Arnica trying to turn into Joe De Livera
Happyface last decade
'The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.'
But this dog is different.
But this dog is different.
hoolio last decade
Dear 'Lopez' : That was very very funny. My tummy still aches from the laugh I had.
YES, I look exactly like 'Broom-Hilda'. And thanks for guessing it exactly right. I wish I could cast a Spell on you, and your multiple i.d.'s of 'homeo_fan' and 'Happyface'.
BTW, DID YOU NOT HAVE THE GUTS to post under your original login I.D., instead of creating a new alias I.D.'s like 'Lopez' and 'homeo_fan' and 'Happyface'. DID you do that while your tail was inside your legs, for fear of Nesha-India.
The Dog's photograph 'OF YOU' is also good. Very Very Good. It cannot be mine, since I look like 'Broom-Hilda'. And, as usual, you want to drink from the potty.
The name Nesha-India, itself is sufficient to IRK & SPOOK many people on this forum, as is evident. I like it. Keep it going. Even the lascivious 'hoolio alias tamiano' wags his Goatee tongue & confirms that it is your photograph when 'hoolio' refers it by 'HE' meaning male dog. A female is called a bitch and a male is called a DOG.
YES, I look exactly like 'Broom-Hilda'. And thanks for guessing it exactly right. I wish I could cast a Spell on you, and your multiple i.d.'s of 'homeo_fan' and 'Happyface'.
BTW, DID YOU NOT HAVE THE GUTS to post under your original login I.D., instead of creating a new alias I.D.'s like 'Lopez' and 'homeo_fan' and 'Happyface'. DID you do that while your tail was inside your legs, for fear of Nesha-India.
The Dog's photograph 'OF YOU' is also good. Very Very Good. It cannot be mine, since I look like 'Broom-Hilda'. And, as usual, you want to drink from the potty.
The name Nesha-India, itself is sufficient to IRK & SPOOK many people on this forum, as is evident. I like it. Keep it going. Even the lascivious 'hoolio alias tamiano' wags his Goatee tongue & confirms that it is your photograph when 'hoolio' refers it by 'HE' meaning male dog. A female is called a bitch and a male is called a DOG.
Nesha-India last decade
Here's a Joke for today, for your Health & Happiness :
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
'Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!'
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
'If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?'
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, '157.'
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
'If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?'
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
'Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!'
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
'If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?'
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, '157.'
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
'If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?'
Nesha-India last decade
Here's a Joke for today, for your Health & Happiness :
A BLONDE IN A QUIZ GAME SHOW :
Regis: 'Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?'
Barbara: 'Sure, I'll have a go!'
Regis: 'Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it........
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars.'
'I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.
Regis: 'Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?
Barbara: 'I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham.'
(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde): 'Hello...'
Regis: 'Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara.'
Barbara: 'Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush'
Maggie: 'Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo.'
Barbara: 'You think?'
Maggie: 'I'm sure.'
Barbara: ' Thanks Maggie.' (hangs up)
Regis: 'Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?'
Barbara: 'I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo'
Regis: 'Is that your final answer?'
Barbara: 'It is.'
Regis: 'Are you confident?'
Barbara: 'Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet.'
Regis: 'Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara.'
(clapping)
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks 'Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
Maggie: 'Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a CLOCK.'
A BLONDE IN A QUIZ GAME SHOW :
Regis: 'Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?'
Barbara: 'Sure, I'll have a go!'
Regis: 'Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it........
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars.'
'I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.
Regis: 'Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?
Barbara: 'I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham.'
(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde): 'Hello...'
Regis: 'Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara.'
Barbara: 'Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush'
Maggie: 'Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo.'
Barbara: 'You think?'
Maggie: 'I'm sure.'
Barbara: ' Thanks Maggie.' (hangs up)
Regis: 'Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?'
Barbara: 'I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo'
Regis: 'Is that your final answer?'
Barbara: 'It is.'
Regis: 'Are you confident?'
Barbara: 'Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet.'
Regis: 'Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara.'
(clapping)
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks 'Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
Maggie: 'Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a CLOCK.'
Nesha-India last decade
Lopez
LOL
Been really enjoying your sense of humor very much.
(I would like to make some contributions of my own, but not sure about the repercussion of posting pics. Will you consider educating me privately?)
LOL
Been really enjoying your sense of humor very much.
(I would like to make some contributions of my own, but not sure about the repercussion of posting pics. Will you consider educating me privately?)
Happyface last decade
Because Arnica grows there.
homeo_fan last decade
Sorry - not funny. I think lopez and co. are frustrated individuals who are taking advantage of the undue laxity on this forum.
Personally, I think that its no slur o be called a dog - or any animal - they'e better than most people, but the obvious aim is to hurt someone. Good for Nisha that she can ignore that.
Personally, I think that its no slur o be called a dog - or any animal - they'e better than most people, but the obvious aim is to hurt someone. Good for Nisha that she can ignore that.
homlee last decade
Dear 'Lopez' alias 'homeo_fan' alias 'Happyface', (all are one person),
heee hee hee heeee hee heee, ouch my tummy still aches with all the laughing.
heee hee hee heeee hee heee, ouch my tummy still aches with all the laughing.
Nesha-India last decade
Here's a Joke for today, for your Health & Happiness :
REPEAT PEG (POSTED)
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
'I can't take this, you're my friend.'
But the blonde insisted saying,
'No. A bet's a bet.'
Then the redhead said
'Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money.'
The blonde replied
'Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!'
REPEAT PEG (POSTED)
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
'I can't take this, you're my friend.'
But the blonde insisted saying,
'No. A bet's a bet.'
Then the redhead said
'Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money.'
The blonde replied
'Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!'
Nesha-India last decade
A: Because he has ample supply of Arnica.
homeo_fan last decade
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