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♡ Nikkie last decade
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth.
The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, 'Did you hear that Fluffy died?' The guy stumbles around and says, 'Um.. no.. um.. what happened?'
The neighbor replies, 'We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!'
Nikkie :)
The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, 'Did you hear that Fluffy died?' The guy stumbles around and says, 'Um.. no.. um.. what happened?'
The neighbor replies, 'We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!'
Nikkie :)
♡ Nikkie last decade
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says 'What's this?' She says, 'Oh, my father's ashes are in there.' He goes, 'Jeez...oooh....I..am very sorry..' She says, 'Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.' :)
Nikkie :)
Nikkie :)
♡ Nikkie last decade
A beautiful girl was about to commit suicide by jumping from a river bridge.
A passing-by boy went to the girl & said, 'Now that you have decided to commit suicide, would you mind giving me one final kiss?'
The girl agreed & gave him on of the deepest kisses he ever had.
After she finished, the boy said,'Waooo, that is a real talent that you are going to waste. Why are you going to commit suicide?'
The girl replied,'My parents don't like me to dress & behave like girls, my name is William & I am a boy :('
A passing-by boy went to the girl & said, 'Now that you have decided to commit suicide, would you mind giving me one final kiss?'
The girl agreed & gave him on of the deepest kisses he ever had.
After she finished, the boy said,'Waooo, that is a real talent that you are going to waste. Why are you going to commit suicide?'
The girl replied,'My parents don't like me to dress & behave like girls, my name is William & I am a boy :('
♡ AsadGhumman last decade
a small funny poem i use to recite in my childhood.
my name is jeejeebhoy jamshedji,
parsi guard in g.i.p.,
railway no.63,
from byculla to chichpogli,
when i was young & had no sense, i bought a fiddle for 16 pence,
now i am old & lying in my bed,
the doctor thought that i am dead,
he brought a coffin & put me in,
but i jumped out & he jumped in.:-)))
my name is jeejeebhoy jamshedji,
parsi guard in g.i.p.,
railway no.63,
from byculla to chichpogli,
when i was young & had no sense, i bought a fiddle for 16 pence,
now i am old & lying in my bed,
the doctor thought that i am dead,
he brought a coffin & put me in,
but i jumped out & he jumped in.:-)))
daktersaab last decade
Very cute and funny Dr.S !!
thanks for sharing that.
This place can use a lot more of the silly!
Best,
Simone 717
thanks for sharing that.
This place can use a lot more of the silly!
Best,
Simone 717
♡ simone717 last decade
A nice old lady was shopping in the Supermarket where she picked up four cans and took them to the check-out counter. The girl at the cash register said, Im sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat and the management want proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat. The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said Im sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog.So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, No, you might have a snake in there. The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, That smells like shiiit.The little old lady said, It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper.
Dont mess with old people.
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The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said Im sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog.So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, No, you might have a snake in there. The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, That smells like shiiit.The little old lady said, It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper.
Dont mess with old people.
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♡ Nikkie last decade
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