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Dear Members,

I am not a qualified Homeopath, but I know one medicine which I always take with me and hence forth I will be using this therapy on you all with no side effects but will work side by side.
Laughter and Humor is infectious. The sound of roaring laughter is far more contagious than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze. When laughter is shared, it binds people together and increases happiness and intimacy. In addition to the domino effect of joy and amusement, laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body. Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.
Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health.
Here are some ways to start:
Smile: Smiling is the beginning of laughter. Like laughter, it’s contagious. Pioneers in “laugh therapy,” find it’s possible to laugh without even experiencing a funny event. The same holds for smiling. When you look at someone or see something even mildly pleasing, practice smiling.

Count your blessings: Literally make a list. The simple act of considering the good things in your life will distance you from negative thoughts that are a barrier to humour and laughter. When in a state of sadness, we have further to travel to get to humour and laughter.

When you hear laughter, move toward it:: Sometimes humour and laughter are private, a shared joke among a small group, but usually not. More often, people are very happy to share something funny because it gives them an opportunity to laugh again and feed off the humour you find in it. When you hear laughter, seek it out and ask, “What’s funny?”

Spend time with fun, playful people:: These are people who laugh easily–both at themselves and at life’s absurdities–and who routinely find the humour in everyday events. Their playful point of view and laughter are contagious.

Bring humour into conversations:: Ask people, “What’s the funniest thing that happened to you today? This week? In your life?”

Lots of Love to you All
Cheers and be Cheerful,
Nikkie.
 
  Nikkie on 2011-08-02
This is just a forum. Assume posts are not from medical professionals.

[message deleted by Nikkie on Thu, 04 Aug 2011 07:13:29 BST]
 
Nikkie last decade
So, this time, what are you up to Nikkie?

Thru this effort of yours, there will be less patients, what will happen to the highly paid doctors, they might get sick?

Indeed, this thread will bring joy and good health! Again, please keep up the good work to beautify ABC forum.

Two chum friends got pretty upset when Americans went to the moon.
One said, these bloody Americans, they think, they are very clever, but, only dared to go to the moon. But, we are smart and will find a way to go the Sun soon. The other friend said immediately, please put a break what are you saying as we will be roasted while reaching the Sun, too hot man.
The other immediately replied, you think we are stupid, we will go the Sun only at night.

Many prayers for your joyful life Nikkie.

Regards
Nawaz
 
nawazkhan last decade
In a car garage, where a famous heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his Mercedes, there was a loud mouthed mechanic who was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car. He saw the surgeon waiting and lured him into an argument.

He asked the doc after straightening up and wiping his hands on a rag, 'Look at this car i'm working on. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind them, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The surgeon very calmly leaned over and whispered to the loudmouth mechanic, 'Try doing it with the engine running.'


Have an Nice day,
Nikkie :-)
 
Nikkie last decade
Hey Nikkie, Very nice, you made my day:)
 
nawazkhan last decade
ASYLUM :))
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, 'Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, 'Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!
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PSYCHIATRY:))) May be ur not cured :):)

Dr. Nikkie, the head psychiatrist at the ABC-Forum local mental hospital :):)is examining patients to see if they're cured and ready to re-enter society. 'So, Mr. Doody' the doctor says to one of his patients, 'I see by your chart that you've been recommended for dismissal. Do you have any idea what you might do once you're released from forum?' The patient thinks for a moment, then replies, 'Well, I went to school for mechanical engineering. That's still a good field and great money. But, on the other hand, I thought I might write a book about my experiences here in the Forum hospital and what it's like to be a patient here.' The patient continued, 'People might be interested in reading a book of my theories like that. In addition, I thought I might go back to college and study art history, which I've grown interested in lately.' Dr. Nikkie nods and says, 'Yes, those all sound like intriguing possibilities.' The patient replies, 'And the best part is, in my spare time, I can go on being a TEAPOT.' :):)
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Enjoy Your Day
Nikkie.
 
Nikkie last decade
:):):):):):):):):):):):)
A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, 'You're beautiful.' Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, 'You're cute.' Startled, she asked him, 'What happened to 'beautiful?'' He replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
:):):):):):):):):):):):)

Regards,
Nikkie.
[message edited by Nikkie on Fri, 05 Aug 2011 05:44:54 BST]
 
Nikkie last decade
A famous heart specialist died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.

When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.

The guy next to him asked: 'Why are you laughing?'

'I was thinking about my own funeral' the man replied. 'What's so funny about that?' 'I'm a gynecologist.'
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Have a fun filled day.
Nikkie
 
Nikkie last decade
The old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It's not really a social problem, because you can't smell it or hear it, but I must have farted 20 times since talking to you.' The Doctor nods his head and says, 'Take this bottle of pills and use them all. When they are all gone in about 2 weeks, come back to see me.' The old lady comes back 2 weeks later and is angry. She says 'What was in those pills? I fart just as much. You still can't hear them, but now they smell horrible!' The Doctor again nods his head and says, 'Great, that takes care of your sinus problem, now let's work on your hearing.'

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Regards,
Nikkie :-)
 
Nikkie last decade
I enjoyed them !!!!
Ha Ha Haaaa....
The last one was too good. And as you may expect, I understood it late....Ha Haa...He Heee...and when I did understand after about a minute....I am really laughing....too good....


Thanks Nikkie. This is so helpful for homeopathy!
 
sci_spi last decade
Long long time ago, in a closed culture where you could hardly see a female on the road or in the street. A poor youngman, with a little education and innocence used to watch everyday a small boy holding his father's finger walking on daily basis around shops and their fields. This poor youngman always enjoyed the scene and wished it would be so nice to have a son like this small boy holding the finger of his father.
The innocent youngman went to a Sadhu (Saint, Pir) and begged to pray for him to be blessed with a son. Sadhu started praying for him to have a son. The youngman kept on visiting the Sadhu every month and reminding him to pray more and more...
Six months passed, this innocent youngman complained to Sadhu that nothing is maturing and there is no use of your prayers for me.
Sadhu got little nervous and asked How long have you been married?
The youngman replied I am still single, never married. The Sadhu started scratching his head and said, OK, now I will pray that you get married soon!
 
nawazkhan last decade
Thanks for beautiful smile.

Regards,
Nikkie.

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A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation.
The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some tablets to be taken last thing at night.
2 weeks later the patient returned for a check-up and the doctor asked him how his constipation was.
The doctor was rather surprised when the man gloomily answered that the pills worked fine and that he went every morning at 7.30.

'So why the long face?' asked the doctor.

'Because I don't get up until 8 o'clock ! ! !' replied the patient.
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Nikkie last decade
A red Indian went to a doc & said 'Big chief no Sh*t,' Doc gave two pills & ask to come after 3 days. He came in again & said 'Big Chief no sh*t'.This time doc gave 4 pills & ask to come after 3 days. He came in with a sad & long face.Dr. asked,What happened?
He replied 'BIG SH*T, NO CHIEF'
 
daktersaab last decade
Very nice Daktersaab!

I would like to bring to your kind attention the ABC - Room where the justice is waiting for your action.

My lips are still sealed, but, a professional response is still required.
 
nawazkhan last decade
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.
To the first mother he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second mom. 'Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third mom. 'Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, let's go home.'
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Psychiatrist to his nurse: 'Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.''

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Regards,
Nikkie
 
Nikkie last decade
A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, 'It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?'


Keep Smileing,
Nikkie.
 
Nikkie last decade
In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, 'Why are you here?'
The second answers, 'I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here.'
The first is curious and asks, 'How do you know that you're Napoleon?'
The second responds, 'God told me I was.'
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, 'NO I DIDN'T!'

:-) :-) Nikkie.
 
Nikkie last decade
Thanks for making us smile!
 
nawazkhan last decade
Dentist :- Open your mouth, open your mouth,open your mouth.'

Pt:- you don't have to tell me 3 times, I can hear you.

Dentist:- I said only once, twice were the echo from your cavities.
 
daktersaab last decade
Three men; a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

'Gentlemen,' the Devil started, 'Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell.'

The philosopher then stepped up, 'OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings,'
With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct.

'Then, go to Hell!'
With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, 'Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!'
With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct.

'Then, go to Hell!'
With another snap of his finger,
the mathematician disappeared, too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, 'Bring me a chair!'

The Devil brought forward a chair.

'Drill 7 holes on the seat.'

The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, 'Which hole did my fart come out from?'

The Devil inspected the seat and said, 'The third hole from the right.'

'Wrong,' said the idiot, 'it's from my asshole.' And the idiot went to Heaven...

Cheers,
Nikkie.
 
Nikkie last decade
An eldery patient gets hearing aids from a doctor. After short time, he meets the doctor again.
Doctor, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased.'
Patient, 'Oh, I am in a funny situation now. I haven't told my family yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. In a month, I've changed my will three times!'
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I went into the gas station this morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
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A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train. A woman upon seeing those 2 cute babies asked the man, 'Aren't they cute, what are their names?' The man giving the lady an angry look replied, 'I don't know.' The lady then asked, Are they boys or girls?' The man looking angrier than before replied 'I don't know.' The woman then started to scold the man, 'What kind of a father are you?'. The man replied, 'I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are the 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company.'
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Little Johnny was in science class. the professor was conducting an experiment to show the dangers of liquor. he had one glass of water and one glass of wine. so the professor starts the experiment and he sticks one worm in the water.. and its floating and looks happy. he sticks the other worm in the wine and it looks like it is struggling to breathe and then it sinks to the bottom and it is dead. so the professor asks' what was this suppose to teach you children' no one raises their hand to answer but the little Johnny raises his hand and says 'drink liquor and you wont get worms'
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Regards,
Nikkie.
[message edited by Nikkie on Tue, 16 Aug 2011 11:34:08 BST]
 
Nikkie last decade
A nurse at the beginning of her shift examines an elderly and slightly deaf lady.

She places her stetoscope on the patient's chest wall and instructs 'Big breaths'

The old lady remorses ,'Yes, they used to be!'
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Regards,
Nikkie.
 
Nikkie last decade
'Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.'
'Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?'
'Yea, I shaved with the electric razor.'

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The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: 'I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.'
Patient : 'Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone.'

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Keep the smile,
Nikkie.
 
Nikkie last decade
A doctor said to his car mechanic, 'Your debit is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.'
'Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every year.'
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Smile the way of Life,
Nikkie.
 
Nikkie last decade
An elderly man complains to his wife about feeling a little worse for wear and after a lot of persuasion agrees to go and see a doctor. The doctor checks him out and asks the man to return a few days later for the results. The doctor turns to the patient and says, 'I have some good news and some bad news for you. The bad news is that you have terminal caancer, polio and have tested HIV+. But the good news is you also have Alzheimers disease so in about 10 seconds you'll have completely forgotten about it.' 'Ooh good' said the patient. 'What was the bad news then?'


he he he ,
Nikkie
 
Nikkie last decade
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
'Where are you hurting?' asked the doctor.
'You have to help me, I hurt all over', said the woman.
'What do you mean, all over?' asked the doctor, 'be a little more specific.'

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, 'Ow, that hurts.' Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, 'Ouch! That hurts, too.' Then she touched her right earlobe, 'Ow, even THAT hurts', she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, 'You have a broken finger.'

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Nikkie.
 
Nikkie last decade

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